About Us

We don't like Van Johnson.  All we do is hate on Van Johnson. Here's a couple reasons why:

1. He's big and I don't like him

2. I'm scared that he's going to eat me

3. He plays so much Dead by Daylight to the point he would actually die if he went outside during the daytime

4. He literally only plays online competitive games

5. He's big

6. He doesn't like minecraft?!?!11?!? Like wtf??!??/1/!1??!?!